Investor in Ludicrous Speed Inflicts $3 Billion Dollars Loss to Tesla Shorts Sellers.
I know how does it feel being a loser, it is terrifying especially when you also lack the skills to use your brain. However, God has offered every one of us the same opportunities. I was not born to defraud people as Wall Street. On the contrary, we’ve had the same mission for the past three decades.
The stock market is not for Nobel laureates, scam artists and that middleware sort of people Nietzsche had the opportunity to discuss in his remarkable masterpieces. If you are an American, you might not be familiar with Nietzsche – that’s fine and common – thus the use of URL’s to link to wikipedia.org, a site whose mission is to educate American illiterates.
Here I am again discussing Tesla (TSLA), but not as everyone else referring to the same bullshit they’ve been repeating for years. We leave SeekingAlhpa.com, StockTwits.com and ZeroHedge scammers masturbating each other trying to figure out what’s next since they could have never come out with a reasonable explanation. They’re all experts in excuses.
Unfortunately Goldman Sachs does not have a Blog. They can’t. Their historical track record is pretty close to con artists as Jim Cramer starving and looking for stupid Americans to get glued on TV’s for the rest of their miserable lives.
The most recent excuse I’ve heard justifying Tesla historical rally is short covering. What else did you expect from miserable empty minds? Certainly not the truth. May be some one did buy Tesla shares indeed? Has this crossed your mind, or have you been covering Tesla daily since Goldman Sachs downgrade to $21 in 2010?
I’ve been in the markets for 30 years, therefore I do remember. That’s a key advantage compared to newcomers, shall I say gamblers ready to fall into Wall Street paws?
I initiated Tesla as a Strong Buy at a price of $36 back then, referring to it as a lifetime investment opportunity as I did in Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Facebook, Google and so on. History repeats itself every year, at least to Goldman Sachs and Citron. The more they downgrade higher it goes.
Tesla short sellers remind us of Valeant bulls, while the former went bankrupt trying to figure out the top, the latter suffered similar fate chasing a bottom instead. Stupidity reigns after warning them more than one thousand times.
You see the rally is not about Tesla at all – it’s about my entire portfolio – the world’s best stock market performers.
Why the hell are they even comparing Tesla to General Motors? Let them cry about their losses while I solve everyone else issues on Facebook Live for free!
Do not confuse me with Obama, one says he can for political reasons to conquer the illiterate masses, the other executes it live on the tape.
Piper Jaffray (PJC) is a good old boy, they obey to instructions whenever necessary. After being wrong about Tesla for years they changed their view this morning. I guess they read this article, or got scared with the title – Can Tesla Shares Rally to $900 Turning into the Next Netflix. Goldman Sachs PANIC!